Muffin Dagger

A word deprived from clutch Englishmen with creative ways of describing things in sentences you cant understand. This is a dagger, usually located between a mans legs, used to stab females in the muffin, hence a "Muffin Dagger". Sometimes resulting in a small blob on a weird screen showing up weeks later.

Dick N. Says "Hey chap, I totally got to sharpen my Muffin Dagger last night and got my stab on"

Gina O. says "YOU GOT MAD PULL RIGHT-O"

by D dubz from A town January 18, 2009

Ice Dagger

A dagger forged from ice by a bad ass dude in a cloak, it can only be weilded by vampires or people who rock.

"Dude, I'm gonna fuck you up with my ice dagger if you don't shut up."

by Joe Klein November 23, 2006

Pork Dagger

penis, dick, cock, ye-ye, manly hood

get yo pork dagger outta yo hand before lafonda see what you be up to

by Robert Solo February 23, 2011

Max Dagger

He is the man with dagger hands. He will usually says "Dagger Hand" "Dagger Foot" "Dagger Rocket" or "Dagger Pistol" before killing you.

"Dagger Hand" he(aka Max Dagger) said before piercing the gentleman with his blade-like hand.

by DragonVegeta March 3, 2009

Swagger Dagger

The article of clothing that makes the whole outfit full of swagger. It complements everything else, and without it, there would be little or no swagger at all. Some people have more than one Swagger Dagger.

Man, that dudes swagged out.

Yeah, but his snapback is his Swagger Dagger.

by SwaggerMaster510 August 11, 2011

tranny dagger

Unnaturally long artificial nails, usually painted a blinding neon color or sloppy French manicure, worn by transvestites or street walkers.

Yo, that hooker scratched me with her tranny daggers!

Her tranny daggers are so long she can scratch her toe without bending over!

by tdaggeryo September 3, 2011

ham dagger

term for a man's unit. also known as a pork sword.

danny c stabbed some trick ass ho with his ham dagger.

by d frank November 18, 2006