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dude

(According to my sources) A microscopic hair on an elephant's butt.
So, whats your job?

Shaving an elephant's dudes.
by S0cks July 21, 2008
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dude

1. A common term used to refer to other people, particularly males

2. An infected hair on an elephant's butt

3. A person who cares excessively about his/her clothes

4. A bottlecap
1.
Person 1:"What up dude?"
Person 2: "Um, excuse me, Im a girl"

2.
Person 1: "The poor elephant has a dude on its butt, and you have to surgically remove it"
Person 2: "dammit"

3.
Person 1: "I say, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here"
Person 2: "That dude over there with the fancy clothes"

4.
Person 1: "I found a dude on the ground, its the same size as your weiner"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up"
by edwild22 February 28, 2010
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dude

Anyone who is ignorant of the situation or environment around them.
That dude does not belong here.
by Huckle Buck March 7, 2019
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Dude

Guy 1-Look at this psycho dude riding his bike man.
Guy 2-I don't think that's a dude man.
Guy 1- Yea, that's a dude riding his bike.
Guy 2-I think that's a chick with short hair man.
Guy 1- How much you wanna bet this dude has a dick?
Guy 2- I'm not betting on it, who are you Mr. Big Brother know it all? How do you know that's a dude?
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018
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Dude

A sly way to call someone a gook, without blatantly saying it. Dude sounds like the work gook.
Asian guy: hey
White or black guy: hey dude! ( he really means hey gook!)
by Subl1minal May 8, 2019
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Dude

Yooooo dude
by Emirhan1 March 2, 2018
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Dude

That camel has a really droopy dude
by SouthendSamuel October 27, 2021
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