dtmt

dat tickled my testicles

"i just slipped and fell in the kitchen"
"lhh dtmt"

by laina October 6, 2012

DTMF

Stands for "down to make food"
similar to DTF, but makes someone way more attractive.

Yeah, and I'm dtmf.

by lizwhitelizbright July 7, 2010

Dtmh

Dont touch my hair

#dtmh... Dont touch my hair bitch!

by Misschelle924 November 13, 2017

DTMP

Don’t Touch My Penis

Bro I love you but, DTMP.

Let’s get some fries, DTMP.

*Shakes hand with lesbian* “DTMP!!” “What do you mean?” “I’m a lesbian my hands are my penis.”

by TommyBoiHoffer June 4, 2019

DTMA

Abbreviation, simply meaning Down to mess Around.

Say lil mama, you dtma?

by haley MUTHAF---N hickey April 20, 2008

DTMS

Don't Take Me Seriously.

A better way to indicate sarcasm, because the smiley face is lame. :)

Oh, I'm sure that Dick Cheney had nothing but the citizens best interests always in mind. DTMS

by azventus October 30, 2009

DTMP

Deep Throat My Penis
Used on MSN & Facebook

you hot girl... DTMP

by IRapeCats August 14, 2012