DNA Shake

Another way to describe ejaculate. Most often used in reference to ejaculating into an individuals oral cavity.

“I just fed JOHNNY an epic DNA shake”

“Tawnya looks like she’s fiending for one of my DNA shakes tonight boys”

by JazzzzyJefff May 09, 2021

Dna kidnapping

1. This is where a man is refusing or waving a dna test and signs a pager saying he is the father of said child. This man is called an Alleged father.
2. Court letting the man have fathering rights without a test if it was ordered by law or giving the mother her way.
3. A woman lying to said man saying he is the biological father and not telling anyone about the real biological father.

He was dna kidnapping male's children

by 459395 March 15, 2023

DNA Test

The Ultimate Attack of any dead beat father

Sasuke “DNA TEST”
Sakura “ ahhhhhh”
DEAD BEAT DADDY WINS

by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs August 07, 2022

your dna is hella gay

your genes are full of memes

#yourmomgay #yourbrotherisanother #yourgrannyistranny #yourgrampswearsnopants

timmy: FUCK YOU
you: your DNA is hella gay so shut the fuck up you libtard
timmy: oh :( yeah but fuck you.

by autizmo gizmo November 12, 2018

DNA Port

A euphemism for a man's penis.

Got his DNA Port serviced.

by Jack TN May 12, 2011

DNA Donor

A father so lousy, so awful, that the only good he ever did for you was help bring you into this world by donating some sperm and DNA

Jerry: Hey Jude! Isn’t that guy over there your dad?
Jude: He ain’t no daddy. He’s my father, AKA DNA donor, AKA the worst person I’ve ever known!

by Unorthodoxy July 20, 2021

dna kidnap Victim

1. The child of the dna kidnapping

2. The man that child was took

1. She a dna kidnap victim by Tom
2. Poor man the woman took his kid from him is a dna kidnap victim

by 459395 March 16, 2023