Dingleberry

Piece of dried up shit stuck in your butt hairs

Billie ate bens dingleberry out of his hairy ass then took his nasty ass virginity

by Jay Jeffcoat December 13, 2007

dingleberry

Someone who uses their Blackberry device on a toilet and then doesn't wash their hands upon completion. That Blackberry device is now tainted, thus becoming a Dingleberry.

I used my Dingleberry to text message my friends while on the toilet.

by Peakie September 7, 2007

Dingleberry

An old, outdated, or "piece of shit" Blackberry phone.

Q: Hey, it that the new Blackberry? A: No, this is the dingleberry!

by Jstrickland March 4, 2009

dingleberries

The result of dingalation.

See Dingalation

Dingleberries around the asshole is a result of dingalation.

by DzNutz January 20, 2004

Dingleberry

a peice off shit hanging from a hairy ass.

Ex. OH look ! the evil bunny has a dingleberry

by mr. spoogles July 15, 2008

Dingleberries

pieces of poo that you meant to poop out, But they stayed in your ass.

Eeew!!! I have dingleberries in panties again!!! :(

by scorpion April 22, 2004

dingleberries

–noun, singular -rry.
Slang. small clots of dried shit clinging to the rump of an animal or to the anal hairs of a human being.

"Beware those 'optimists' who publicly declare they can plant their dingleberries in the fetid soil of consumer society & harvest a bouquet of roses the following summer. They're just cracking walnuts with their ass."

--Henry Chinaski, "The Pisswild Horses of Perdition" (Black Sparrow Press, 1973)

by Chance Wayne May 24, 2010