Dingleberry

Piece of dried up shit stuck in your butt hairs
Billie ate bens dingleberry out of his hairy ass then took his nasty ass virginity
by Jay Jeffcoat November 16, 2007
Get the Dingleberry mug.

dingleberry

Someone who uses their Blackberry device on a toilet and then doesn't wash their hands upon completion. That Blackberry device is now tainted, thus becoming a Dingleberry.
I used my Dingleberry to text message my friends while on the toilet.
by Peakie August 30, 2007
Get the dingleberry mug.

Dingleberry

Q: Hey, it that the new Blackberry? A: No, this is the dingleberry!
by Jstrickland March 05, 2009
Get the Dingleberry mug.

dingleberries

Dingleberries around the asshole is a result of dingalation.
by DzNutz January 20, 2004
Get the dingleberries mug.

Dingleberry

a peice off shit hanging from a hairy ass.
Ex. OH look ! the evil bunny has a dingleberry
by mr. spoogles June 01, 2005
Get the Dingleberry mug.

Dingleberries

pieces of poo that you meant to poop out, But they stayed in your ass.
Eeew!!! I have dingleberries in panties again!!! :(
by scorpion April 22, 2004
Get the Dingleberries mug.

dingleberries

–noun, singular -rry.
Slang. small clots of dried shit clinging to the rump of an animal or to the anal hairs of a human being.
"Beware those 'optimists' who publicly declare they can plant their dingleberries in the fetid soil of consumer society & harvest a bouquet of roses the following summer. They're just cracking walnuts with their ass."

--Henry Chinaski, "The Pisswild Horses of Perdition" (Black Sparrow Press, 1973)
by Chance Wayne May 23, 2010
Get the dingleberries mug.