dildo

Sumthing that girls use all the fucking time....They dont stop either...
Cassie:Adam ur dicks to small..wheres my dildo?
Adam: Wtf!?
OOh nice big dildo I LUV IT
by Nigga Ali March 15, 2005
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dildo

An endearment used between two women that are friends.
Amy is my dildo.
by Amie April 10, 2004
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Dildo

The name you call your boyfriend/lover when all he is good for is sex.
You're my dildo
by sexigurrl February 05, 2015
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Dildo

An object used by many to pleasure different holes in their body.

It is also a way of describing a person who loves to fuck you over while you're not expecting it.
1.Marcy:"Sir, what is a dildo? I was playing with a stick & a bunch of older kids asked me if the stick was my own home made dildo."
Teacher:"A dildo is a toy ,adults like me, like to use for pleasure. But I bet your small hands can do the job."

2.Marcie:"Fuck man, my parents keep taking away money from my weekly allowance for no reason! So I bent over & exposed my asshole , told them they where a bunch of dildos & if they wanted to keep fucking me over I'll just make it easier by bending over for them.
by BrocolisHunter69 February 03, 2018
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Dildo

A children's toy used to smoothen hands and teach young ones new skills
"mum can I please have the dildo I did all my homework"
by Phatpussyyyyumm January 17, 2019
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Dildo

1) Obviously a usually rubber object shaped like a huge penis that women use to pleasure themselves with.
2) Any person that says anything bad about the United States Marine Corp.
1) You know that hot girl Laura uses a dildo.
2) Some dickhead on this site was talking shit about the USMC what a Dildo!
by A Bad Ass Marine December 23, 2005
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DILDO

short for "Dad I'd Love to Do"; the male equivalent of MILF
by doug collins February 27, 2008
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