debt-o-matic

The machine used to create the national debt and by design was invented to punch through the debt ceiling with impunity.

"Dude - I thought it was Congress and the President making us broke. I came to find out it is the debt-o-matic device invented by our large number of entitled citizens!! Man, what a team . . .

by Contracts God December 18, 2012

Bet-Debt

when you lose a bet, you enter bet debt.

Everyone starts at 0 and if you win you go up +1 but if you lose you go -1. If you continue to lose, you continue going negative. If you win you subtract from your bet dent and go positive.

She lost our bet and now she’s in bet-debt until she wins.

by twarfare November 8, 2020

Anal Debt

The principle and/or an unspoken code in which a person performs a task or favor for another person, that results in debt that can only be repaid with anal sex.

Emilia: Thanks for the ride to the bank, but I have no money to pay you.
Winston: If you can't pay me, you are in anal debt to me!

by Evan? December 25, 2015

Ho debt

The money you pay a home wrecking skank to leave the job that you and your wife (and the skank) work at.

I heard Dani quit today?
I had to pay $2k ho debt to get that home wrecking skank to leave.

by Urban cowboy 6969 June 6, 2022

slap debt

When someone wins a slap bet but has yet to deliver the slap. This may be due to a desire to strategically time the slap or, more commonly, the lack of fortitude to strike a fellow human being.

"Dude, I heard you lost a slap bet to Tracie last week! That must have hurt!"

"Naw, she still owes me a slap debt. She doesn't have it in her."

by Obey The Hypnotoad May 23, 2014

Wet debt

When the weather was forecast to be raining now but it isn’t, and you know it’s going to absolutely piss it down later instead.

I hope it’ll be safe to drive home this evening with the wet debt.

by g4whe4thwe4thew45yh July 19, 2025

Birthday Debt

Birthday debt, is when a friend, or family member forgets to get you a birthday present. The friend or family member is now in debt and has to give you two presents the following year.

"No, I need two presents, you're in birthday debt, remember?

by Fckmylifeeeee August 22, 2019