apples and carrots

A descriptive term of happy thoughts or delightfully random things; sometimes this is used in a sarcastic manner in order to bring attention to one's lack thereof.

Sweet, like apples and carrots.

"How are you?"
"Well, I'm alive."
"Aren't you just full of apples and carrots."

by Silliness October 29, 2008

Angry Churro

The act of having sex on a beach with the girl on the bottom, when at random, the male pulls his penis out of the vagina, sticks it in the sand, then thrusts his now sandy penis back into the vagina, resulting in much pain.

I was pissed off at my girl, so when we had our 'romantic' date on the beach, i ended up giving her an angry churro

by DiegoD December 16, 2011

smart as a carrot

A well-dressed individual. Sweet man, aye!!

Looking good Billy-Ray, as smart as a carrot Lewis!

by schnizzle2 May 22, 2006

Slimy Carrot

refers to a man's penis immediately after pulling out at the conclusion of sex with a female partner.

When she got up, my slimy carrot fell and stuck to my leg.

by Mr. Goodtimes August 30, 2009

Corrong

Something that isn't factually correct, but at the same time isn't factually incorrect

""Quesadilla in Spanish is quesadilla." This statement is corrong"

by FatGlaze February 15, 2018

Pete Carrolling

To be faced with a simple decision against a superior adversary, which leads you to overthink the situation and ultimately make an epically horrible decision.

Instead of running Marshawn Lynch for a Super Bowl win, the Seahawks lost to the Patriots by Pete Carrolling the call.

by Madden '76 February 4, 2015

mr.carroll

HES A DICK WHO U SHOULD NEVER MEET AND IF U MET ONE SLAP HIM TO THE GROUND 🔫

BITCH HE UGLY AF
THE CLOSEST THING TO SEX HE HAS IS HIM MAKING HIS CAT TOUCH HIS DICK

Uggggg mr.carroll can kill u

by How to be a thot 303 December 21, 2017