sex toy made by cutting off the ends of a cuccumber and scraping a nice hole out of the center you nuke it till it warm fill with crisco and have at it
by idiotcircus August 31, 2004
Get the cucumber fifimug. An amazing British actor who played Dr. Strange, Sherlock holmes, and many more amazing roles. He's nice and people sometimes spell his name like Benedict Cumberbatch, but that is incorrect. Here is a quote, "oh crumpets!"
person 1: I love blended cucumber, he's so talented
person 2: do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch
person 1: no, who's that?
person 2: do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch
person 1: no, who's that?
by Hondacf100! May 10, 2021
Get the Blended Cucumbermug. by crosscrissapplesauce August 28, 2021
Get the Cucumber Sackmug. Someone who performs various feats often though unattainable by humans, but scares easily like a cat with a cucumber.
Person 1: How did she even do that? How did she guess that stuff?
Person 2: I don't know, I guess Bouchardino is just a cucumber witch.
Person 2: I don't know, I guess Bouchardino is just a cucumber witch.
by cucumber whore June 18, 2017
Get the Cucumber Witchmug. A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.
"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"
by omfgireallydontcare August 16, 2016
Get the Cucumber encumberermug. by minecraftgoatttt August 25, 2021
Get the cucumber emojimug. Where everything tastes like cucumbers
Or
Where everything tastes like what it’s supposed to be but with a hint of cucumber
Or
Where everything tastes like what it’s supposed to be but with a hint of cucumber
Josh: everything tastes like cucumbers. Even my chicken wings
Kate: you have cucumber disease! Stay away
Kate: you have cucumber disease! Stay away
by aileennlov3 December 8, 2022
Get the Cucumber Diseasemug.