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cucumber fifi

sex toy made by cutting off the ends of a cuccumber and scraping a nice hole out of the center you nuke it till it warm fill with crisco and have at it
i fuck my cucumber fifi before bed each night
by idiotcircus August 31, 2004
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Goth Cucumber

by Carla SoSassy September 2, 2019
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cucumber jumper

Another word for a man's foreskin. As the cucumber resembles the penis, and a jumper acting as clothing for it.
Hey mate! Just got my cucumber jumper removed. Took 37 years but finally a free man.
by BugooWozurd January 8, 2021
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Cucumber vibes

Someone who doesn't fit into a mold of either aggressive behavior or nice, something akin to a cucumber, not evil yet brings an uneasy feeling.(Like cucumber scarring cats because of snakes.)
P1: You are giving me cucumber vibes right now.

P2: What the fuck?

P1: EXACTLY YOU ARE SO CUCMBER VIBES RIGHT NOW!!!
by god of cinder March 7, 2023
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cucumber emoji

cucumber emoji is another way of saying a dick or a cut dick
examples: 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒
cucumberrrrrrrr emojiiiii cucumber emoji
by minecraftgoatttt August 25, 2021
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we're in a cucumber

When you just want to be different from the people using "we're in a pickle"
Friend 1: what do you want to talk about?
Friend 2: I don't know.

Friend 1: looks like we're in a cucumber.
by Snoopy dog ggg December 20, 2015
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Cucumber Disease

Where everything tastes like cucumbers

Or

Where everything tastes like what it’s supposed to be but with a hint of cucumber
Josh: everything tastes like cucumbers. Even my chicken wings

Kate: you have cucumber disease! Stay away
by aileennlov3 December 8, 2022
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