crumblies

Another word to call old people. Crumblies is the funniest word to ever call old people.

Me: "Whoa! Look at those crumblies!"
Crumblies: "why we outta catch you and kik ur arse!"

by CoCoNutBongoMan November 16, 2005

that's just the way the cookie crumbles

that's life...and life sometimes sucks...

that's just the way the cookie crumbles, that's just the way the dice roll...like in the superblondes song...

by Andrew May August 13, 2007

Gooche crumbler

One person is sleeping face up. Another person pulls their pants down and bend down so your ass is close to face. Then punch them in the stomache and they will eat your ass/gooche.

gooche crumbler, do ittttt

by duhlinky April 19, 2010

Crumplerump

An orgy amongst Furry practitioners, typically stacked at least three Furrys high.

Twinkle and Glenn tag-teamed The Badger last night at the Crumplerump.

by FurrBurrrger January 2, 2011

Crumplemore

Someone who is completely lazy and will not do what you asked them to do no matter what it is. Even when A Crumplemore says he will do it he will just keep saying hold on a minute. Another use for the word is for someone who leaves calls randomly and feeds in league of legends.

Wow, Hes never going to download that file, Hes such a Crumplemore.

by Marcus Thatcher September 19, 2014

crumple zone

A somewhat ambiguous term referring to the soft parts on a girlfriend. Implies that said zones are resilient.

Shorty's got hella crumple zones. Busted that all night with no complaints.

by jhndrdgg October 5, 2011

Totes Them Crumblies

Absolutely, without a doubt, yes.

Do I want to be surrounded by kittens while also being handed a million dollars? Totes them crumblies, fam.

by justtryingtomakeapointhere July 18, 2018