vodka cruisers

A drink popular in New Zeland. Cruisers are often drunk by teenage girls. Crusaders should be reserved for females as they taste like a fizzy drink but for pussies. Cruisers are sometimes drunk by teenage boys who believe they are “too cool” for beer but in reality they can’t drink anything but fizzy drinks. These boys who drink cruisers are normally absolute pussies.

Person 1: Did you hear Jeremy drinks vodka cruisers!
Person 2: What a bitch he can’t even stomach beer so he has to drink lollie water!

by Cunt6996 July 11, 2021

Pt. cruiser

The perfect megan car. Small, short, and not easy to crash into trees with.

"Hey, check this out, rachel. It's a pt. cruiser"

"I know right arnold. Let us get it for megan for her birthday."

by Katniss Everdeens March 27, 2012

cruiser douche

A middle aged white guy dressed up in tassles and other gay-biker attire, riding an over weight, under powered, chrome covered, tassle equiped motorcycle that looks like it could seat 5 comfortably.

They also will be seen riding with other cruiser douches, usually holding up traffic while parading around so they get noticed riding their Honda Davidson's.

Jones: Look at that cruiser douche all dressed in his pleather tassle jacket and his assless chaps

Chambers: He must have come from a Village people reunion...fag

by Jones 74 April 17, 2009

the cruiser

The pimp Chryster PT Cruiser that is driven by at the moment, the coolest motherfucker alive. And just so you know, the cruiser is beats.

Eric: Hey JB, does the cruiser have beats?

JB: You dumb bastard, the cruiser IS beats.

by PhilipRyan May 1, 2006

cruiser

a person who apparently "cruises" around in their late model low spec bottom of the range car equiped with max power stickers, seatbelt pads, and colour coded stick on bits!

Can be found in local dimly lit car parks such as:

Mc Donalds
Homebase
Etc......

Guy in a 1ltr mk 2 fiesta, sitting in the corner of Mc Donalds Car Park with some little flashing lights on his car and badly tinted windows.

by Dan November 30, 2003

Loser cruiser

A school bus transporting high school students. While it's customary from elementary and middle school students to ride the bus to and from school, a high school student is a "loser" if they aren't driving, getting rides with friends or doing after-school activities.

Wow, look at that loser cruiser going by with just one teenager on it sitting in the front!

by SToleniPOD February 26, 2010

Loser Cruiser

Commuter train that delivers commuters from the suburbs to the
city.

"Im going into town tomorrow on the Loser Cruiser."

by Brent June 18, 2006