cris is a dumbass fucking shit talking bitch who thinks he can pull the universe and always has to shit and has hella bitches in his phone FUCK THAT NIGGA CRIS
by stoptalking07 March 18, 2022
Get the Cris mug.Cris is a loving caring person but...he is known to be far too horny and does some weird things. Cris is known for bestiality on multiple occasions. Another thing about Cris is that he is a raging alcoholic , but he does love his weed. Cris may be decent in school but this man cannot play a video game for his life, maybe thats where the alcohol originated.
Cris "Want to have sex?"
dog"woof(no)"
cris"Okay take your collar off, Now"
dog"woof(stop) woof(stop)"
cris"No"
dog"woof(no)"
cris"Okay take your collar off, Now"
dog"woof(stop) woof(stop)"
cris"No"
by DinoNuggets13 March 22, 2022
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Get the Cris mug.Usually a mentally ill person who likes anime and makes a big deal about it. It's calling is mostly weird sounds randomly placed around the day and is various in nature. Will stare or do a pose if spotted and doesnt talk that much. Will reference anime on a minute basis and uses things seen on there to use as moves when attacked or threatened.
Person: *walks around forest and hears noises, walking further seeing a person bonking their head against a tree* hi?
Cris: *turns around freezing in place and stares you down*
Person: o...okay
Cris: *starts naruto running towards you*
Person: *screams*
Cris: *turns around freezing in place and stares you down*
Person: o...okay
Cris: *starts naruto running towards you*
Person: *screams*
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