Skip to main content

Cheeto Fingers

The obvious sign that you have been previously consuming Cheetos. Identified by oddly red or orange coloring to the the thumb, index finger, and middle finger. However, it can spread to the remaining fingers in cases of voracious and ravenous eating of Cheetos.
Those aren't Cheeto fingers.

THESE are Cheeto fingers (insert spirit finger motion here)
by ErickEbonic_BlackerThanYou March 12, 2009
mugGet the Cheeto Fingers mug.

cheeto head

a male red head who can't get a girl unless she is extremely intoxicated because of his hair color. Don't get them confused with the average gingers.
Wendy: I hooked up with a cheeto head last night!
Jenny: Oh no!
by cheetolover December 18, 2011
mugGet the cheeto head mug.
Related Words
creet Creetch Creetin Creetard Creeter Creetro creetchy creetcos Creeten Creeth

cheeto attack

After eating a tasty bag of spicy, Hot Cheetos, you will feel the urge to use the poo palace to relieve yourself. You will have a most undesired spicy butt hole. Slightly before and after the Cheeto Attack, you will experience the occasional groan coming on. Cheeto Attacks are NOT pleasant. (except for the rare masochist)
"oh no.... i feel a Cheeto Attack coming on!"
by la bandit October 26, 2009
mugGet the cheeto attack mug.

Cheetah Burger

An expression used to defend against vegans. First used by comedian Kathleen Madigan.
If god wanted us to be vegetarians then he would have made cows difficult to catch. You don't see people eating cheetah burgers do you
by We Be Beast June 24, 2010
mugGet the Cheetah Burger mug.

I've Created a Muenster Burger

A burger that comes with Muenster cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I've Created a Muenster Burger, it comes with muenster cheese!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
mugGet the I've Created a Muenster Burger mug.

a living cheeto

by Crunchy_Toast February 6, 2021
mugGet the a living cheeto mug.

create dark matter

to take a dump so large that people feel the weight of it dropping for miles around.
Hand me the matches and a magazine...I have to go create dark matter.
by awfulbridesmaid December 3, 2010
mugGet the create dark matter mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email