Crayolavore

Someone so ruthlessly engrossed in stupidity your only conclusive deduction of this individual is that a significant portion of their diet is unquestionably comprised of crayons with or without paper.

The stupidity displayed by the security team illustrates in totality that they must be crayolavores, there is no other explaination.

by Moxification October 12, 2017

Crayola Sanchez

the Crayola Sanchez is a variation of the dirty Sanchez. When you are turtling, or have a turd hanging out like a crayon, then using it to Dirty Sanchez someone.

Gerhard passed out and Mick gave him the old Crayola Sanchez

by DattoMcHemi April 13, 2019

Crayola shit

When, no matter how many times you wipe, there’s always a streak of shit on the toilet paper.

I had a Crayola shit so intense that I used a whole roll of toilet paper and still wasn’t clean.

by jubbajubba October 7, 2021

Big Brown Crayon

A big, hard turd!

Last night I dropped a big ass-bomb, when I flushed it there was bowl graffiti. The art of the Big Brown Crayon!

by Jesterger September 14, 2010

Smooth brained crayon eating ape

Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org

Smooth brained crayon eating apes are making DD's on r/Superstonk.

by fellowApe June 11, 2022

Cranos

The start of fucking global warming. These types of species roam around school computers watching lesbian porn.

Pat: I hear cranos is in today
Jack: face explodes into a million bits and carcass instantly dissolves

by REeee kid December 20, 2019

crado

A complement to a person who is very good at video games

Wow I am impressed, this person is such crado!

by crado January 13, 2021