waffle crapper 

A Waffle Crapper is a girl that is so hot that if she crapped waffles you would eat her crap. The waffles would come buttered too.

Did you see Jasmine today, shes such a waffle crapper. If she shit waffles, I would definitely eat them.

waffle crapper by Brnk365 November 9, 2005

old crapper 

One who is old and craps on people's faces and chests. Also an old jerk who runs around chainsawing people's dogs to death.

Yea, he's an old crapper, he just took a dump on my face

old crapper by Jerk Swan February 5, 2008

hammer in the crapper 

A phrase for Anal Sex

"Last night I slipped this chick roofies. Before you know I was tearing out her O ring, some straight hammer in the crapper"

hammer in the crapper by Robert L September 17, 2007

Sauerkraut Crapper 

Like the word (wafflecrapper) but instead this girl is so fine that she can crap on you sauerkraut and still be very attractive

"Gee Kelsey, your'e a sauerkraut crapper," said Daniel.
"Wow Jessica alba, (my wife) you are a sauerkraut crapper," said Tyler.
"Dang NN girls, i'm sorry but your'e only waffle crappers, not sauerkraut crappers"

Sauerkraut Crapper by Danielisawafflecrapper January 3, 2009

waffle crapper 

when one person thinks someone that is so ugly that they will crap on them whilst sleeping and then leave before he/she wakes up...

Gavin: While Chad was sleeping i rubbed my cummy shit all over his chest.
Chad: Right after I had sex with Gavin last night he shit on my chest. What a waffle crapper

waffle crapper by Dr. Wendy January 28, 2008

Condom crapper 

When someone gets ass fucked and the condom on the man's dick comes off inside the partner's ass... Then the partner has to shit out said condom

Ahhh... Ahhhh!!!! Oh shit the condom came off!!! Get it out!! Shit it out I'm not reaching in there! (shitting noises) hahahahhahahah your a condom crapper

Condom crapper by Will108 October 16, 2012

creepy crapper 

A person who says creepy, sometimes inappropriate things, and has a crappy sense of humor, but has no intention of bring creepy and no idea that they are inappropriate.

Yosniel called me a dirty little girl the other day, but that was only because I didn't take a shower. Then the creepy crapper laughed as I scowled.

creepy crapper by Sophia the carter May 16, 2016