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Pervert's Cramp

A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.
Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.
by somestupidrandomguy August 19, 2009
mugGet the Pervert's Crampmug.

weiner cramp

"That dude is a real weiner cramp..."
by rdhvck November 2, 2019
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Cramp in the Damp

The DMV is a real Cramp in the Damp
by MountainDrew March 21, 2019
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Cramp that jigger

Will you please cramp that jigger!
by Tandragee36 May 21, 2020
mugGet the Cramp that jiggermug.

memory cramp

When a stimuli triggers memories causing intense feelings that may appear to be associated with shame or regret; very painful, but of a mental kind, they may be so short that one cannot comprehend the memory.

Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.

I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.
When I'm with others and clench my fist or make a squeak, I don't have to lie anymore, I can honestly say "just a memory cramp"
by chellix December 31, 2012
mugGet the memory crampmug.

Cramp and dash

I would have went dancing last night but, I had the cramp and dash.
by Lenny Backstrom December 9, 2022
mugGet the Cramp and dashmug.

skull cramp

another name for headache, usually when a woman is going through her pms stage, or when you are hung over
wow, did i have a major skull cramp after that party last night!
by queenofwizards February 4, 2010
mugGet the skull crampmug.

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