A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.
Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.
by somestupidrandomguy August 19, 2009
Get the Pervert's Crampmug. by rdhvck November 2, 2019
Get the weiner crampmug. by MountainDrew March 21, 2019
Get the Cramp in the Dampmug. by Tandragee36 May 21, 2020
Get the Cramp that jiggermug. When a stimuli triggers memories causing intense feelings that may appear to be associated with shame or regret; very painful, but of a mental kind, they may be so short that one cannot comprehend the memory.
Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.
I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.
Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.
I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.
When I'm with others and clench my fist or make a squeak, I don't have to lie anymore, I can honestly say "just a memory cramp"
by chellix December 31, 2012
Get the memory crampmug. by Lenny Backstrom December 9, 2022
Get the Cramp and dashmug. another name for headache, usually when a woman is going through her pms stage, or when you are hung over
by queenofwizards February 4, 2010
Get the skull crampmug.