Cowboy Noah

A super hot guys who’s dating this weird cat girl named Tati. She wore a blazer to picture day and used to wear cat ears and a choker. Anyways he’s super sexy and likes to suck on tongues. He also smells really good but likes to fart on people.

person 1: who’s cowboy noah?
person 2: oh he’s this hot guy who likes to stick controllers up his ass and scream racial slurs

by noah’s gf March 27, 2022

flashlight cowboy

A security guard in the south-western united states. more commonly know as a flashlight cop,

"i was having a good time until the flashlight cowboy came along"

by Adonis617 May 20, 2013

Sassy Cowboy

A mixed drink consisting of 1 part Bourbon whiskey (cowboy) and 1 part root beer (sassafras).

Man in bar: Man, I could sure use a sassy cowboy right now.
Bartender: You won't find one of those in this bar.

by mbliss5339 February 10, 2020

Velcro Cowboy

A male who grows facial hair to the point where it gets entangled with pubic hair when performing cunnalingus.

That dude is a real Velcro Cowboy. I can't tell what's pubic hair and what's actual facial hair.

by Sarsaparilla Sally November 27, 2012

Fallopian Cowboy

A male sex addict who loves to please woman all the time. He is really good at all positions and is probably currently engaging in vaginal play. He will do any position for hours. He's a real alpha male of pussy proportions.

Hey didn't you have another girl over here last night? Ya I'm a real fallopian cowboy.

by tummybutter May 12, 2011

Iron cowboy

The sexual act of sticking a pistol up another man's rectem and pulling the trigger, giving him an orgasm to die for.

I just totally iron cowboyed that guy to death

by Camrin Corliss August 22, 2007

space cowboy

(n.) Stoner, pothead, somebody who constantly smokes marijuana.

Yo, that guy is such a space cowboy.

by Zickddot December 11, 2006