1. A Passionate, Gorgeous, Sexy, and Smart girl. Courtney’s are popular, outgoing and always fun to be around. They can be bitchy, but that’s just because they are better than you. They are often the life of the party and like it that way. Courtney’s eyes are captivating, her smile, intoxicating, and her heart lights the darkest, corners of the earth.
2. Courtney's are "known" to steal boyfriends, but truthfully your boyfriends just leave you for her. AND Not because you are ugly OR miserable but just because she is much better than you, in all humanly ways possible. Irresistible, Pretty, smart, cute and sexy, all mixed into one.
3. Courtney is envied by all, especially heinous (fat and ugly) women and Unhappy Closet Homosexuals. People hate on her out of pure jealousy and the frustration of knowing they are inferior to Courtney. She takes this as a compliment because if it were possible, she would be jealous of herself too.
4. Courtney’s are disliked by stupid, jealous and insecure “new girlfriends” whom often feel threatened by the sheer fact that their boyfriends probably still and always will love Courtney. That’s too bad. Because she has moved on, and your boyfriend will always be fixated on her and her hot little ass. This puts you in second place to Courtney with no chance of ever being first. This also means that when you are in bed with him he wishes you were Courtney. You will never be as good as Courtney. Wah.
5. The essence of Pure Perfection.
2. Courtney's are "known" to steal boyfriends, but truthfully your boyfriends just leave you for her. AND Not because you are ugly OR miserable but just because she is much better than you, in all humanly ways possible. Irresistible, Pretty, smart, cute and sexy, all mixed into one.
3. Courtney is envied by all, especially heinous (fat and ugly) women and Unhappy Closet Homosexuals. People hate on her out of pure jealousy and the frustration of knowing they are inferior to Courtney. She takes this as a compliment because if it were possible, she would be jealous of herself too.
4. Courtney’s are disliked by stupid, jealous and insecure “new girlfriends” whom often feel threatened by the sheer fact that their boyfriends probably still and always will love Courtney. That’s too bad. Because she has moved on, and your boyfriend will always be fixated on her and her hot little ass. This puts you in second place to Courtney with no chance of ever being first. This also means that when you are in bed with him he wishes you were Courtney. You will never be as good as Courtney. Wah.
5. The essence of Pure Perfection.
Man, did you see that girl! She was a Courtney!
I would be with you, but I have a Courtney at home.
(Girlfriends name), I wish you were more like Courtney.
I wish I was more like Courtney
Courtney wishes she was more like Courtney
I would be with you, but I have a Courtney at home.
(Girlfriends name), I wish you were more like Courtney.
I wish I was more like Courtney
Courtney wishes she was more like Courtney
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A young talented girl with many powers. So Beautiful that the guys can't resist. Crazy and energetic but that's ok because that's what her friends love most
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ie. looking like a $2 hooker, doped up on smack. Also see crackandaprostitute.com
ie. looking like a $2 hooker, doped up on smack. Also see crackandaprostitute.com
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Get the fuck off courtney mug.Used to define a beautiful female blonde who, when extremely intoxicated, will steal things from places or people without them knowing. Not because she is good at it, but because she is well liked and angelic in appearance. This person will have distinctive traits of sarcasm, making fun of other people, laughing at themselves and more than likely has been diagnosed with IBS.
Man, I wish I could jack that bar sign Courtney Style!
Look at that scarf! She definitely got that Courtney Style!
That purse was right there so I just grabbed the money Courtney Style!
She just failed at kifing those shot glasses Courtney Style!
Look at that scarf! She definitely got that Courtney Style!
That purse was right there so I just grabbed the money Courtney Style!
She just failed at kifing those shot glasses Courtney Style!
by JSOY May 13, 2011
Get the Courtney Style mug.A wonderful girl who grew up in a small town and is ready to take the world by the throat. She is creative and intellegent and a well rounded person all together. Her heart belongs to only one person, so she's known also as the beauty unable to be captured by most men. With a quick witty tongue she is nothing shy of a "firecracker" Never-the-less a good caring friend and the 'wifey' type. She has the ability to have anything and anyone in the world she may desire. But because she wears her heart on her sleave she declines most offers most of the time. An angel indeed.
Man: Do you know who that is?
Boy: Who?
Man: That's Courtney Shae, isn't she beautiful.
Boy: Yes she is.
Man: Thats only the beginning of all her wonder :)
Boy: Who?
Man: That's Courtney Shae, isn't she beautiful.
Boy: Yes she is.
Man: Thats only the beginning of all her wonder :)
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