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Computarted

Knowing, but not exactly knowing what the hell a computer does.
Believing you do, but no, you really just don't.
Or, just not knowing what the hell a computer does, how it works.

Synonyms: Poser.
You're so computarted. No, toast doesn't come from a PCI slot. And no, there aren't any fatherboards.
by MADCOW #Unseen-Visionz December 14, 2003
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compu-rage

A state of undue hositility or anger towards ones computer, similar to road rage
I have total compu-rage right now; I'd love to throw this piece of crap right out the window
by C Mack Diva December 27, 2007
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Compuphilia

Compuphilia is the sexual attraction to computers.

Hammersley and Kendick8 (2005) theorized that either of the following situations could be antecedents to compuphilia(pp. 161):

1. The compuphile develops poor self-esteem

(a) He (usually male) is very fearful of rejection by women and he desires a sexual partner who is incapable of rejecting him

2. He develops an exciting fantasy of sex with a computer, sometimes after prolonged exposure to a computer.

The authors also reported that, of their sample of 'compuphiliacs,' 68 percent were motivated by a desire for an unresisting and unrejecting partner; 21 percent by a want for union with machinery; 15 percent by sexual attraction to computers; 15 percent by a desire for comfort or to overcome feelings of isolation; and 12 percent by a desire to remedy low self-esteem by expressing power over a computer (pp. 159).
Although obtaining consent is not usually considered a prerequisite for activity with non-living material, compuphilia is considered to be taboo and frequently labelled as abuse.
by jailook October 10, 2008
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Compucessory

An accessory for a computer. Frankly we need more words like this!
Man in Department Store: Miss, could you point me to the Compucessory Department
by tomh99 July 15, 2009
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compulsive sarcasm

When you just have to be sarcastic. It doesn't even need to mean you are sarcastic all the time.

A nice reaction to insults, though.
"Hey! You dyed your hair! it's black now!"
"Really, Linn. i never would have figured that out."
"Nice compulsive sarcasm, Savvy."
"Gut reaction."

"God, you are so ugly. you should lose weight."
"You are so excellent at giving compliments."

"Why don't you just shut up, Kaila?"
"Because that would deprive all of you the sound of my lovely voice."
by Linn Ultimatihah October 15, 2009
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Compusing

causing or tending to cause computer or digital related confusion: a confusing attempt at explanation of computer or digital terms or operations.
The differences between the various features, functions and operation between the two software application versions was compusing.
by Newsted April 25, 2010
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compurrtriat

Someone, or a group of people, which declares their allegiance to all animals associated with the feline genus.
"Cheer up, compurrtriats! Every year is the year of the cat!"

This term has been made moderately popular by a phalanx of cat supporters on the sports website Deadspin.com.
by howiwishiwereawallaby January 3, 2011
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