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Colombian DIet

When someone uses an excessive amount of cocaine they begin to lose a lot of weight.
Hey papi ju looking really skinny whats goin on wit ju?

Ive been on that Colombian Diet man... Ju know what im sayin.
by CMizzle December 17, 2008
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Colombian snow storm

It’s when a man puts cocaine up his asshole and farts and a female snorts the cocaine in the air like a Colombian snow storm
Dude did you see Eric and Diana yesterday? He gave her a Colombian snow storm
by efunkb January 3, 2018
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Colombian Brush Fire

An extremely special act of love which can only be performed several times per year.

Combining the dark arts of arson and coitus this act requires trust, love, and an irresistible urge to light things on fire. The two (or more) participants, with fully grown out pubic hair and using small handheld lighters, ignite the bushy pubes of their partner. As soon as the pubes are aflame the two (or more) participants proceed to frantically engage in dry humping in order to passionately smother the flames.

Use of perfume as an accelerant is not recommend.

Do not attempt to repeat a Colombian Brush Fire before pubic hair has grown to an all over length of at least one inch.
Hey Jenny clean your room it smells like two Koreans had a Colombian Brush Fire in here!
by Anniefrank March 19, 2015
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colombian cigar

The process of shitting inside someone else’s asshole
Thomas: dude I gotta shit

Zane: shut up before I give you a Colombian cigar
by Ryzarix August 14, 2021
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Colombian Milkshake

The act of a middle-aged Colombian female vigorously shaking her floppy, lumpy ass in a person's face, then excreting unnecessarily large amounts of diarrhea into the mouth of her companion through a funnel.
My naughty social studies teacher punished me by giving me a Colombian Milkshake after class.
by Dawnkee Bawlz February 19, 2011
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sneaky colombian

a means by which a human male with a significant resovoir of cocaine most likely a colombian might murder his female
counterpart. while engaging in sexual intercourse the male removes his penis from the woman and dips it in his purest colombian cocaine. he then administers the deadly stimulent through re-entry. the cocaine stuck to his penis easily absorbs through the bloodstream. unless the mans member is infentesimally lacking in girth the surface area of the penis is enough for enough cocaine to stick that overdose will be eminant. the man to pioneer the sneaky colombian technique was a man by the surname of Ibanez (his first name shall remain anonymous) while having sex with a partner who had cheated on him.
yo i gotta lay low i just gave that bitch the sneaky colombian

wow i cant believe i wasted so much colombian marching powder on killing that bitch. i gave her the sneaky colombian.

that last sneaky colombian i gave made my urethera burn i got some coke all up in it.
by dan, destroyer of worlds November 9, 2008
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Colombian Breakfast

waking up and doing a line of cocaine to get your day off to the best possible start
Jack: "Wow Luke you seem very energetic and focused this morning!"
Luke: "Yeah I had a Colombian Breakfast, I'm feeling fucking fantastic! FUCK FRUIT AND FIBRE."
by broadsword March 16, 2014
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