busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

Contestation

The action or process of disputing or arguing. an act, instance, or state of contesting

It is without contestation that Patrick is the best futures trader in the business.

by ndsports July 28, 2021

One legged but kicking contest

Butt sex prison style

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest

by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025

High Blood Pressure And Hypertension Are Contests

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High Blood Pressure And Hypertension Are Contests

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

Crying Contest

A gay orgy

Hey who wants to meet up and have a crying contest?

by Bigduckdanny July 10, 2019

Dirty Dick Down contest

For a man to have sex with as many woman as possible without cleaning his penis. The point is to see how many woman he can get to perform oral sex on him until one refuses to perform due to the smell

I made it to 7 woman in the Dirty Dick Down contest

by moochzigg March 10, 2020