Skip to main content

contasouved

To be fucked or see something really fucked e.g people off their head, demolishing the meal you just ate and seeing a car crash
Kosta=OMG bro you just contasouved the souvlaki you just got
by Kosta_gate7 August 22, 2019
mugGet the contasouved mug.

Controligarch

con·trol·i·garch
/kənˈtrōlˈəˈɡärk/

noun
1. An extremely wealthy individual with the power to influence or direct people's behavior or the course of events.
2. A wealthy person, usually a billionaire, who wants to force people to change their behavior i.e. through mandatory health policies, digital identification, climate change policies, and other top-down coercions.
3. A person who seeks to monopolize and dominate markets and industries via hostile takeovers of small- and medium-size businesses.
4. The type of person who flies to the annual World Economic Forum confab in Davos, Switzerland on a private jet only to tell everyone else on the planet that they need to eat bugs in order to prevent cow farts from contributing to climate change.

5. The type of person who uses words like "sustainable development" and "family planning" to control the population by decreasing fertility rates.
6. The type of person who uses terms like "misinformation" and "disinformation" and "hate speech" to control what the public is allowed to say.

7. The type of person who got extremely rich during the pandemic while advocating for lockdowns and mandates that made everyone else poorer and their homebound children dumber.

Examples of Controligarchs: Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Klaus Schwab, George Soros, Laurene Powell Jobs, Elon Musk, Michael Bloomberg, Oprah, David Rockefeller and the Rockefeller Foundation, Zbigniew Brzezinski, Richard Branson, Larry Fink and BlackRock.
Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and other Controligarchs in Silicon Valley are a different breed than the oligarchs in Russia. Yes, they're insanely rich but unlike the oligarchs in corrupt countries around the world, the Controligarchs want to use their power and money to dominate every aspect of your life.
by TheSeamusB January 8, 2023
mugGet the Controligarch mug.
Related Words

Contretto

The slang used to define country and ghetto in one word.
Girl you so contretto
by The White madea December 19, 2011
mugGet the Contretto mug.

emergency contraceptive

1.
Extra condoms (often kept in a backpack, briefcase, or vehicle trunk)

2.
A Left Hand and truecrypt porn volume can quickly relieve blue balls with zero potential conception, but high potential for sexual escalation.

3.
technology with the potential to PREVENT conception (sperm penetrating ovum, the engendering of pregnancy), includes: condoms, spermicide, careful anal sex, masturbation. Any technology willfully killing the zygote is infanticide and in no way whatsoever contraceptive.

4.
One cannot un-ring the bell: don't tap the bell.
Should Mike's flavor of the week be set to fornicate but have no condom between them he could grab his strip of emergency contraceptives from the dick vapor protected gym bag in his car before becoming a Violently Orgasming Obsessed Dick Once Hard animal mindlessly fucking through the strip in one afternoon.

Because all the high school freshman practiced at the same time, the girls on the court adjacent to the guys, the girls could see how well hung Shawn was his long thick dick flopping as he ran without compression shorts. With ample daily offers for good head and more after practice-, on study dates-, and amid the parties amplifying rife lust he used Masturbation As Contraception, the only 100% efficatious emergency contraceptive, lest girls hungering for big cock succeed tempting him to let them ride his cock.

Though Dravin longed to Fuck to Balls Empty during awesomely stimulating Girlfriend Anal Sex (contraceptive if pussy above the anal jizz leakage path) he needed more snug fitting condoms having fucked through all emergency contraceptives but the magnums which were far too lose. Thankfully he had stroke 29 for weeks of solo fuck replay. High school's zero refractory Masturbating Always Daily multiples now inaccessible he yearned to be able to achieve a dozen weekly orgasms. It is his richly visual fantasizing masturbatory fuck replay that escalates his craving her ass above all else, limiting instant gratification.
by coitus U January 9, 2013
mugGet the emergency contraceptive mug.

fish content

Content on a social media platform meant to bait people in. ie embellishing on a story, making up a story, being loud, slamming something before you speak... the whole idea is that you’re “Fishing for likes
“Wow that BeerBong guy really only uses fish content
by Alillith January 21, 2020
mugGet the fish content mug.

contrafibularities

A form of congratulations as used by Edmund Blackadder to mock Doctor Samuel Johnson, author of the dictionary.
"Well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities."
by Matty999 December 14, 2006
mugGet the contrafibularities mug.

Content Aware Fill

Deleting Fortnite skins (if u use u must give credit to Maayan)
THATS MAAYAN’S EFFECT!!! HE MADE CONTENT AWARE FILL!!!
mugGet the Content Aware Fill mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email