Console War

The most homophobic war of the 21st century.

A Homophobic Person: What console do you go for in the Console War?

A Normal Person: PC.

by Nick The Name October 20, 2019

Consolero

A gamer that doesn't use a PC or Mac but X-Box, Playstation and alike to play recent releases.

A: Hey, you and your brother like join our Minecraft server?

B: I'd like to, but my brother is a consolero. Only Bedrock with him. Sorry.

by pondababa May 30, 2022

Console racist

A Console racist is a person who thinks a that one specific gaming system is the best.

Hey that guy John is a total Console racist, he thinks Wii u is better than Xbox one and PS4. LOL what a n00b.

by Natbuscus911 June 15, 2014

Consolestetrician

a mechanic or car surgeon qualified to practise in consolestetrics

My local consolestetrician did an amazing job installing my console
#miracalworkers
#godswork

by Dr tokawitz August 22, 2018

consolestetrician

a mechanic or vehicle surgeon qualified to practise in console installation.

My local consolestetrician did an amazing job delivering a new console into my car.

by Zciwot August 22, 2018

Consolestetrician

a mechanic or car surgeon qualified to practise in consolestetrics

My local consolestetrician did an amazing job installing my console
#miracleworkers
#godswork

by Dr tokawitz August 22, 2018

Console Scraps

A derogatory term for console ports often used by console fanboys and occasionally PC elitists. As the 'scraps' part of the word implies, these are often ports of extremely old console games, (occasionally) when there's a new entry in either the same series or by the same developer that's (at the time of release) only for consoles. Effectively, consoles are getting the main course while PC gets sloppy seconds. This practice has fallen off in recent years, but it still happens from time to time, most often from Japanese publishers. A similar concept exists for consoles, in the form of 'HD Remasters', but those are generally old games for new platforms, while PC has been around since the game's initial release and should have gotten the game sooner.

-Hey, did you hear that Catherine got ported to PC?
-Yeah, after like what, 8 years? It's just console scraps, why are people making a big deal out of it?
-But this makes it the best version, it can run above 720p and 30FPS!
-So? Even Quake could do it.

by Kippu-Kun March 13, 2019