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compassing

The action of holding out your smartphone while glancing between it and your surroundings frequently in order to have a sense of navigation much like a person using a compass. The most annoying cases is when the "compasser" is walking in a public settings and sometimes bumps into others or grins shamelessly at whatever is on their screen.
Compasser: *GRIN* LOL!
Dude 1: Watch out man, you spilled my drink!
Compasser: uh-huh, sorry... *GRIN*

Dude 1: Can you believe that asshole?
Dude 2: Yeah, what a dick.
Dude 1: Total compassing no-life.
by ihatepeopleonsmartphones April 27, 2013
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compassvale primary

a primary school located in compassvale, singapore. near central sengkang. one of best school in sengkang. ugly logo of a compass with a golden arrow pointed to north east as we are gold of north east singapore. uniform is good and have good teachers. classrooms are well decorated. library have a pirate decoration which is good. most of poor people come cause they never get in nan chiau or mee toh
by oscarr January 28, 2023
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compasssion

Even though he treated me like crap I feel like I am the only one who shows him any kind of compassion, even his new girlfriend doesnt care about him.
by that girl March 9, 2005
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compassionate jesse

A badass uncle Jesse who cares about the well being of his three nieces.
Wow Steph, he truly is a compassionate Jesse...look at how he helped me with my math homework.
by Don Everest April 3, 2005
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Compass Gang

ew compass gang look how toxic they are
by klololew April 11, 2020
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cumpassionate

adj. the strong desire to see, taste and feel semen, often comes along with a love of dick and a generally slutty demeanor
Why does Lisa love sucking dick so much?

She's only in it for the ending, she's cumpassionate.
by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 5, 2008
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heinous act of compassion

a sexual act deemed normally as unsavory or just plain fucked-up. i.e. foot-fucking, or in the eyes of some, anal sex. An extreme case would be barfing on somebody's chest, adding your semen, and scrambling it (see: Boston Scrambler).

Heinous acts of compassion are common in pornos, schock films, Amsterdam, and liberal arts campuses.
1:
"Dude Jordan fucked his girlfriend in the ass and then came on her and had her lick his shit-covered dick off!"

"Wow, what a heinous act of compassion..."

2:
"Are you ready for a heinous act of compassion"

"Sure, you can fuck me in the ass if you want"

"Uhh... I was thinking I'd ----- and --- midget --- egg beater--- and a huge cock ---- black men ---- 13 dildos ---- a rhinocerous ---- and then a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol --- and then we'd shave a cat ----- fungus --- and then I'd cum."

"Oooooohhhhhhkkkkaaayyy...."
by FHGWHGADS January 18, 2009
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