commitment fuckwit

a man that things he has got it together but cant handle a woman that has her shit together and just places himself on a perch. He is a commitment fuckwit cos he thinks he knows it all but has no idea that he is the most cluesless of them all. Temperemental - keeps walking away and then trying to come back - confused.com

12pm - i love you we have uch a great time together
12.02pm - this isnt working
typical example of a commitment fuckwit

by dearest123 October 14, 2011

commiting spermicide

to masturbateexcessively, usually a session of masturbation which is done in intense private ( as if at a friends house, or a public restroom(

DUDE...Brandon Paris came to my house, and when I walked into the bathroom, I saw him commiting spermicide to pictures of (we know who)!!! I made him wipe it up!

by Northun Californya Gangstuh March 12, 2008

Commit a Mutiny

To explode or retaliate.

Li: Ey bro, i ate so much pizza last night i thought my stomach was gonna commit a mutiny!
Warren: Hardcore!

Darren: My father told me to do my homework, so i decided to commit a mutiny and smear bananana on the ceiling.
Lloyd: high-5

by IDoNotEatPantzz August 30, 2010

Commit Nukacide

This is what happens when kim jon ill decides to threaten the United States with nuke bombs

!!! Special News Bulletin !!!

Leader of North Korea Is Ready To Commit Nukacide

by troubledemon March 26, 2010

Committed Helmsmanship

1) The act of driving in a particularly "good guy" style, for example at high speed or with complete disregard for the rules of the road and the well being of other road users.

or

2) Particularly vigourous and repeated masturbation.

1) Tikky-Toku's helmsmanship was particularly committed during the 2004 European Grand Prix - or - Mister Rash displayed impressively committed helmsmanship en route to Forli airport.

2) ANGUS's helmsmanship was so committed his nob fell off after seeing the latest SPLANGUS video.

by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004

COMMIT ARSON

COMMIT ARSON ALREADY SOPHIA. WE ALREADY KNOW YOU WANNA DO IT

Commit arson Sophia.

by Fr0ggiii February 22, 2022

Commitment Issues

Anyone whose name starts with J, S, or B

Bestie I think you have ✨commitment issues✨

by Omgihatemyself April 15, 2021