cockstab

1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.

2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.

1. I was hauling minerals to Jita and was totally cockstabbed by some assholes.

2. That grunk is such a cockstab.

by Yegolev August 9, 2007

cockstump

noun: an insult, meaning that the person being insulted is akin to a bobbited penis.

Person 1: "Your team is shit and you're going to lose the cup final!'
Person 2: "Get knotted you fucking cockstump!"

by Rafuel August 28, 2008

Cockstock

the act of leading on muliple males in order to build up a dating "safety net."

Celestine has been cockstocking all of those guys because she's worried she won't get Mateo.

Friend 1: Becky is totally cockstocking you! She really wants Hamilton!

Ben: It's cool. I'm bisexual so my dating pool is still very large.

by AddHamilton December 23, 2011

cockstaggeringly

'A truly dreadful word which whilst trying to portray something as amazing infact conveys the exact opposite message'

We are collectively geeked out of our frickin’ gourds to announce that New Exciting Brewery will be launching our cockstaggeringly gorgeous cans throughout exciting West coast city on anytime soon.

by Mr Hefty October 1, 2013

cockstar

a female celebrity that is known to overindulge in her use of male genitalia.

Paris Hilton, what a cockstar!

by DigitalRockstar May 1, 2005

Cockstopper

a girl with a huge honker that stops the schlong from fully penetrating the throat.

I tried to get some deep throat action from her but that bitch has a huge cockstopper!

by fordposse October 18, 2008

cockster

A person, usually a male, who has cocky mannerisms.

Please dump John - he is such a cockster! Can't stand why you are still hanging onto this loser.

by jumpie September 1, 2009