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cluster fucked

The planet Earth since the day George W. Bush was first inagurated as President of the United States.
Every country on Earth has been throughly cluster fucked over the past five years.
by jesster79 February 2, 2006
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Cluster Fucking

To drive on a busy freeway in close proximity to other cars, ignoring the multiple open lanes. Usually entails drivers clustering to the right side of the freeway while two or more left hand lanes are open, causing a dangerous and just stupid scenario at high speeds, greatly increasing the probability of an accident, which is usually caused by one person hitting their brakes, getting rear-ended, losing control of their car. This process repeats for the car that caused the rear-ending, as he/she is then rear-ended, and this goes into a domino effect of destruction, chaos, and sometimes death. Which in some circles, is recognized as Traffic Darwinism, as the less intelligent drivers are sometimes killed by their own stupidity.

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A dense orgy of more than three people where positioning movement is difficult. Often consists of double penetrations and more skin touching than air.
WTF is up with these people! Get out of the way! Look at all that freeway over there! Bunch of cluster fuckers!

I almost got hit by 3 cars on the freeway because all these idiots kept on cluster fucking the road!

Sally really knows how to cluster fuck! I didn't know there were that many places to put a penis!
by notstoppingtohelp February 24, 2010
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colonel cluster fucks

nickname for the students who go to colonel by secondary school.
Student 1: Hey, colonel cluster fucks!!!

Students 2,3,4,5,6: SHUT UP!! We're not colonel cluster fucks just because we go to colonel by!

Student 1: Yes it does...colonel cluster fucks!!!
by ColonelBy2013 December 16, 2011
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Cluster Fucked

When you comment on something on someone's facebook and you get cluster fucked with 100's of notifications
I commented on my friend's photo and now I am cluster fucked
by The Real Marvel Knight November 29, 2011
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state of cluster fuckism

when everything seems to be going right but then it takes a far right turn onto what the hell highway going towards the town of cluster fuck.
me: "dude im totally entering a state of cluster fuckism"
bob: "whys that?"
me: "well you know that job i just got, well it turns out they do drug tests and they found THC so they fired me and to top it off i have rent to pay next week."
bob: "OH shit dude that does suck dick. Wanna grab a beer."
me: "yup."
by mac d. hookah April 27, 2011
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clatter-fucked

To has have such amazing and hard/rough sex with a person they are unable to move/ breathe/do anything except lie there and gasp!
Man, I clatter-fucked her last night.

Jesus, I got clatter-fucked last night I could barely breathe.
by urbanzenpk September 28, 2006
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cluster fuckish

a past tence definistion for a crouded area
the mall was cluster fuckish today i could hardly move around without bumping into someone.
by dylon88 January 2, 2012
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