cleaserly

Idiot

Go back to school you're cleaserly

by kaislynn October 19, 2023

Cleverly

The ability to refer to a town, city or community as a “shithole” while maintaining the mendacious position that the reference was, in fact, aimed at a colleague, despite audio evidence to the contrary.

Stockton MP: Can the Prime Minister explain why “34 per cent of children in my constituency are living in poverty.”

Cleverly: “Because it’s a shithole”

(“I said you’re a shit MP”)

by UKRefugee November 28, 2023

Cleverly

The ability to refer to a town, city or community as a “shithole” while maintaining the mendacious position that the reference was, in fact, aimed at a colleague, despite audio evidence to the contrary.

Stockton MP: Can the Prime Minister explain why “34 per cent of children in my constituency are living in poverty.”

Cleverly: “Because it’s a shithole”

(“I said you’re a shit MP”)

by UKRefugee November 28, 2023

Cleaver Beaver

A spin off of "Tits and Ass." Cleaver meaning "cleavage" and "Beaver" meaning the vagina parts of a woman!

Damn... She got a good cleaver beaver ratio going on.

by Ollie MUA August 20, 2013

Cleaveland Steamer

Is where one person defecates on another persons chest, then sits down and rocks back and forth, like a steam roller.

"Things were getting hot and heavy in the Japanese fetish parlour, one of the masseuses gave Kow Chung an extra dirty Cleaveland Steamer."

by Dragons_Prayer May 1, 2014

cleaver head

The intense headache you get when listening to an annoying person.

Jack gave me a case of cleaver head when he went on and on about his new computer.

by slick nick July 16, 2014

cleavey

Cleavey's are very whipped men. They usually walk around in the average cowboy attire and a guitar, walking around singing sad songs about women. They pick one woman, desperately fall head over heels for them, and then they chase after them for the rest of their life. Even when they get married, a Cleavey will sob silently after telling the girl of their dreams, "Congrats" as his dream girl runs off to his dream girl leaves from her wedding to go to her honeymoon with her new Brazilian model husband.

Despite them being totally whipped and sad cowboys, they make excellent partners.

Girl: Man, I'd love to have a someone like you, cleavey.

Cleavey: wtf ashley

by Gregchapman September 6, 2017