claustrophoberizing

something that causes claustrophobia

"Next was the MRI, in the basement of the hospital. It's my favorite of course. Nothing like having your ears plugged, a cloth put over your eyes, being handed a buzzer, and shoved into a claustrophoberizing donut hole so you can listen to god-awful whirring and buzzing and fog horns and such for 20 minutes or so, all while you hold your entire body completely still. Of course this is when you get that major nose itch."

by cookiewonton March 29, 2008

santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie October 7, 2006

jimmy clausen

1. Current So. Cal. qb at Oaks Christian that dominates all defenses

2. Thought to be God's second son in human form (The Prodigy, initials J.C., and wears number 7)

3. Future Notre Dame quarter-back that will return them to glory

Wow! Jimmy Clausen is good.

by Jason Meyer July 21, 2006

santa clause

used when someone aks you a question but you dont wanna answer and are annoyed in a way.

'who paid for that drink?'
'Santa Clause'

by JJ June 30, 2004

Santa Clause

A pedophile who visits children on Christmas

Child: Mommy Santa Clause visited me last night. Mom: What did he bring you? Child: He called it a hand job!

by TheKamiSama0 October 13, 2012

Santa claused

When a Male/Female Finger another woman or beats off a man and gets skeeted on their hand. They then apply skeet to partners chin and/or cheeks. Usually done when not wanting to see this person again.

Kyle Derosiers

Stephanie Cumbed on my hand so I santa claused her and she never did it again.

by Kyle Derosiers January 27, 2007

Flossin' Like a Clausen

Used as a putdown towards pretty boys, especially those from California such as Jimmy and Casey Clausen, quarterbacks at Notre Dame and the University of Tennesse respectively. Most definitely not a compliment to be compared to one of those two.

Dude, look at Bentley with his manicured eyebrows. He's Flossin' like a Clausen. What a fag!

by Uncle Big Balls January 11, 2010