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Chrisean

Chrisean: “ I did it for you Blue! Took my tooth out! 🦷😁”

It’s a vibe all the time!!”
by BlackMamaThiccButt September 4, 2022
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Christine

Christine is one of the nicest people you will ever meet you may start off first as enemies but because of her kind hearted and forgiving nature she will forgive you allowing you to become best friends but not just any best friend the best you can image with carful listening and comforting advice you may have a couple fights but they all blow over and she will always be the best person you know so if you even meet and Christine and become close make sure you never let her go
Eion :Man I can't believe I'm friends with a Christine
Philip :Wow your such a lucky person
by NOLGA May 3, 2016
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Jehesus christine

A way of saying Jesus Christ but some people find it quite disrespectful
Jhonny- JEHESUS CHRISTINE WHAT DID U DO TO MY CAR MONICA ?!?!
Monica- you don't have to spit at me you uncultured swine
by Peanutwiggler November 10, 2019
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Christiane

She’s the hottest person on earth, she has big titties and a cute smile.

Her name is quite rare in America, but quite popular in Norway and Germany.

It’s pronounced “christy-Anne” for all the retards that fuck it up all the time. All I gotta say is suck my dick.

If u like a girl named Christiane, she probably falls in love to quickly and likes u too, so ask her out!
She’s the hottest person on earth, she has big titties and a cute smile.

Her name is quite rare in America, but quite popular in Norway and Germany.

It’s pronounced “christy-Anne” for all the retards that fuck it up all the time. All I gotta say is suck my dick.

If u like a girl named Christiane, she probably falls in love to quickly and likes u too, so ask her out!
by Christiane69 November 13, 2019
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Christineified

When something boring and plain is intesified using more exciting and entertaining phrases and senarios.
BEFORE: Jon was bored with his new girlfriend.

AFTER: SO there's this kid right, named Jon or some thing and he's got this girlfriend who doesn't fulfill his MANLY needs, so he needs to do some thing about this chick. This sentence has been Christineified.
by Christine Parker January 4, 2008
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alexia and christine

There always together, best friends really do exist then. They have a really cool style and stand out in the crowd. Alot of ppl try to imatate it. They are both in a band and are friends with alot of famous bands. Alot of the time they are mistaken for girlfriends, but there just best friends..they hve boyfriends in famous bands.. and dont like to fit in with most people
mike: who are those cool girls?
jen: thats alexia and christine
korey: im suprised you didnt know who they are
by Bbykakes October 9, 2008
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Political Christness

The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.
Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"

Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"

Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"
by Anonymousmobster January 20, 2021
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