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Chonging the wong

The Chinese sexual act of inserting a chopstick into a man's urethra while whistling soft erotic melodic tones and rubbing his dick with rice.
Huang had some fun chonging the wong with Chen yesterday in the Panda Express bathroom.
by theredcup September 8, 2019
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No ching no chong

In the event that a person with no skill whatsoever aka noob decides to join a game of ping pong, the correct response to this person would be 'no ching, no chong'.

No ching no chong literally means 'no skill, no play'.
Russian: i got next
Me: No ching no chong
by czpillz March 19, 2008
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man chong

When you're flicking on someone's balls and then you chomp on their dick.
Dude, Mary man chong'd me last night. Shit was not cash.
by Richard Horn June 25, 2008
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ching chong

A way to verbally insult someone who has Asian Heritage. Usually finished by saying "Wing Wong".
White/Black Person:"Yo Ching Chong, give me some rice you wing wong."
Asian Person:*insult in asian* or "Fuck You".
by Zolder December 28, 2005
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Chong Sesh

The term 'Chong Sesh' refers to a (usualy) pre-arranged period of time where an individual, or more commonly a group of friends, all come together and smoke a lot of cannabis for recreational use. The word 'Chong' being a slang word describing the action of using a bong, and 'Sesh' being a slang word which is short for 'session', thus 'Chong Sesh'.
Guy: Hey Guys, you all up for a Chong Sesh tomorrow night at my place?
by JeVeuxAJ August 20, 2011
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Tommy Chong

Rhyming Slang for a bong, used in context is not describing a bong but the act of using one to pull a cone.
Usually shortened to a tommy
Fuck I hate work, pack me a tommy (chong)
by The Werewolf November 25, 2004
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Ching Chong

This is what a Racist Mofo uses to Describe how Chinese or Asian people in General Sound. It is a Very Racist term and they should be cancelled immediately on the Popular social media website called “Twitter.com”
Person 1: Hello, do you know where China Town is?

Person 2: No, go back to your own country Ching Chong.
by IPostDefinitionsIGuess2244 October 20, 2020
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