Victim: AAAAGHHHH I need help! Someone please help me
lift this boulder crushing me!
Bystander: Sorry, I can't because, well.....Chicago!
Victim: What?! What does that have to do with this? We are in South
Dakota!
Bystander: Well, Chicago has a huge crime problem and until that is dealt with, I can't take your issue seriously.
Victims:
Wow, thanks a lot! I hope you
win a Carnegie Medal for your benevolence UGHHHHH x_x
Bystander: You're welcome....you okay? Hello?
Police officer (30 minutes later): We have a
DOA, just recovered from a crushing boulder....based on a witness who refused to help, looks like he's been Chicago'd