Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues

Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest

by Pannas & Rizz November 15, 2023

Checkering

When you fact check something so hard it becomes true

"Person A: Source?

Person B: I've been checkering this onion all day.
Person A: Then it must be true!"

by Shattybatty May 31, 2023

Checkers

It’s South African slang that refers to a plastic bag.

Someone brought me a checkers full of lemons.

by Tornado1576 July 20, 2021

vibe checker

When the Vibe is going good and someone comes to throw it off,
-or-
One who may impose their Vibe over the current Vibe, regardless of group energy.

The gang was chilling but Dwight had to be a vibe checker and snitch to the boss man

by Silly grass February 17, 2022

Pink checkers

A young woman wearing a pink checked dress

Hey Tim, check out the fucking pink checkers on that rig!

by Bert_baccarat April 10, 2023

Ball checker

In basketball the player checking the ball.

Who is the ball checker?

by DickPurple May 17, 2013

fact-checker

Fact-checkers are websites (run by an organization) that checks for the validity of rumors and widespread claims of a certain matter. For example, fact-checkers often debunk the claims of certain political moguls. Without fact-checkers, the internet would be a chaotic place of misinformation.

After hearing rumors that INSERT CELEBRITY HERE's death was a suicide, I went to a fact-checker website and found that this was not at all true.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2021