Capture a Fart in a box and leave it on a desk or in a general area to be opened. Gift wrap it if you wish.
Once a person opens the box they are also considered "Craptured", even if they are not the intended target.
Once a person opens the box they are also considered "Craptured", even if they are not the intended target.
by ajisan11 November 16, 2012
Get the Craptured mug.The chapter in which every shitty thing on this planet and every fuckin interesting thing happens within books I read that has been RIPPED OUT.
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Get the Chapter mug.by nandossucksass December 13, 2017
Get the Chamfered mug.Pertaining to the age or year of someone’s life. Normally when a person says chapter followed by a number they mean the chapter in their life(age).
by Ceez 😌 October 7, 2018
Get the Chapter mug.Da sub-section of bankruptcy-law/proceedings dat deals with large chains of convenience-stores and/or gas-stations.
Some years ago, I remember noticing dat da familiar red/orange/green/white "giant numeral" signs on convenience-store/filling-station establishments in my area had all changed their names to "Christy's", and they stayed dat way for many months before eventually reverting back to da way they had looked before. Sounds like da result of a major "Chapter 7-Eleven" proceeding to me!
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
Get the Chapter 7-Eleven mug."Run!" Moore said. As Gertrude ran, he jumped over many obstacles trying to survive from the golem's boulders. Even though it was a heavy, rocky giant, it somewhat ran fast. He kept running through the maze, but it didn't seem to stop chasing him. So he took drastic
He found a small chest and picked it up. Inside, there was a bomb and a lighter. In the distance, there was a dead "Come on!" Gertrude yelled in pursuit and frustration. He grabbed the bomb but he accidentally dropped it. "GOD DARN IT!" he exclaimed
Luckily, the golem was stupid enough. As the giant ran, he had noticed the bomb rolling towards him. And he stepped on it.
He found a small chest and picked it up. Inside, there was a bomb and a lighter. In the distance, there was a dead "Come on!" Gertrude yelled in pursuit and frustration. He grabbed the bomb but he accidentally dropped it. "GOD DARN IT!" he exclaimed
Luckily, the golem was stupid enough. As the giant ran, he had noticed the bomb rolling towards him. And he stepped on it.
Editors Note: This chapter is short shit, did your premature baby think of this "Chapter" of bitches soup?
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