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Vagina Chameleon

A man who starts dating a woman and instantly adopts all her favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also penis chameleon.
That vagina chameleon had no interest in rave music before he started dating that raver. Now all his clothes look like he belongs in a circus.
by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018
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chameleon ceiling

ceilings tiles that are lights that change with the beat. they make animated gif disco parties happen. they are tight as hell.
"nobody even knows I have a chameleon ceiling cause I keep it set to dull black."
by ceilingsbro1 March 15, 2014
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Chameleon

A weak opportunist person who defies their true self in order to fit in.
View chameleon changed her name to sound more accepting amongst her fake coworkers and defied her true bigot self.
by Chippy Chief September 22, 2022
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Chameleon

A derogatary term for someone who keeps dying their hair different colours
"Rachael is such a chameleon with a new damn hair colour everytime I see her!"
by Ekker October 3, 2023
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camera chameleon

A person whose skin appears as a different shade in various photos according to the exposure.
I'm a camera chameleon because I have a different shade in every picture I take.
by SouloCutz2 June 18, 2017
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Chameleon Line

Take 2:
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."

-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
by El whisperer February 12, 2013
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chameleonic

adjective. Possessing the ability to appear to it in or belong anywhere amongst any given surroundings, whether people or locale, by willfully altering one's looks, voice, language and mannerisms to match whatever situation one finds oneself in; much like how the qualities of the chameleon allow it to blend into whatever background it finds itself in.
By always undergoing an absolute transformation as he takes in each new character he plays, Johnny Depp displays how chameleonic he is; particularly when one compares such roles as Cap't. Jack Sparrow and Edward Scissorhands to others like Hunter S. Thompson and George Jung.
by Cpt. Dumphuck June 15, 2020
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