a vary stupid male that does not have a liking for females and should stop putting sharpies up his anus. no one in his friend group really likes him, hes kinda the outcast that every one makes fun of when hes not there.
girl: hey chad do you want to chill tonight i'll suck your dick.
chad: first, i have a short but fat penis and second i would rather stick sharpies up my ass then put penut butter on my penis and let my dog lick it off.
chad: first, i have a short but fat penis and second i would rather stick sharpies up my ass then put penut butter on my penis and let my dog lick it off.
by you know me in realy life June 23, 2010
by _blondboy_ January 05, 2015
by Millie Hagen May 01, 2020
chad is a very short ass roadant who like hugs from gay men chad has cool ass hair he lives in the seven seas of the universe
chad is cool
by doglloo July 09, 2019
by dumb jsjsj June 12, 2020
Hot, attractive, intelligent male. Known for his all American good looks, dry humor and sarcasm. Funny, witty and modest. Chad is a well rounded, great friend, boyfriend, husband, etc.
by Smilee121 June 01, 2009
A lovely young man, not a douchebag, with a distinctive laugh. Chads love the outdoors and helping people. Despite their faithfulness in romantic relationships, Chads are magnets for the ladies due to their cute bums. They use their vast knowledge for good instead of evil (most of the time). While Chads are notorious for being right, they are very humble indeed, and sometimes feel bad for needing to be correct so often. Truely, Chads are good people.
by Ned N. June 17, 2011