Calinga

From the Spanish phrase "Calor en la pinga" --> Cal - inga

Calor = heat

Pinga = penis
Calinga= heat in the dick

Bro, this Miami weather is giving me Calinga.

by Calinga Bro August 21, 2023

Facebook Cravings

When you have deactivated or deleted your Facebook account for a long period of time and still have the urge to create a new one/ activate your old one again so you can listen to others complain. This is common in Ex-Facebook whores. It is very close to Facebook Withdrawl in that you will sometimes not be able to function without thinking about liking or commenting someones status.

Boy 1: Dude, today makes a year of Facebook Sobriety
Boy 2: This requires a one-year facebook sobriety coin chip. Do you take Facebook cash?
Boy 1: Dude... Weak...

Boy 2:Haha Facebook Cravings.

by Dicktion Mastah August 5, 2012

Quantum Caring

When you feel bad for someone, but at the same time you couldn't care less about it.

Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"

I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."

And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.

by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 4, 2015

selective caring

When a group of popular kids exclude unpopular kids from their caring/attention.

Bro, Jason's such a faggot. I think he and the other popular kids have selective caring.

by Neas_Rebel November 6, 2017

rave cravings

When you haven't been to a rave in bare long so that you literally have physical cravings to go to a rave. The thought of taking loads of class As and skanking to bassy music makes you incredibly excited so much that you don't know how much longer you can go without going to a rave.

Sam: Mate, I've not been to a rave in almost a month, I've got the shittiest rave cravings
Alex: Peak mate, I'll try not to play any dirty tracks so as to not trigger your rave cravings

by Goodmister General August 1, 2019

auto-claving

Leaving items in your hot vehicle to kill any Corona virus.

When I get back from the store I leave my stuff in my hot vehicle for some auto-claving to kill any Corona virus.

by dog nipple May 14, 2020

Sausage casing

When you slide the condom off in her ass so when she shits it fills the condom like a sausage

Hey Becky, Keaton left a condom in my ass, when I pooped the next day it looked like I left a full sausage casing in the toilet

by J.ford199 March 17, 2021