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Cause Cannon

A wearisome, vacuous windbag that takes any opportunity to spout Guardian-esque pinko rhetoric in relation to any left-wing hobby-horse as if they were an authority that cannot be challenged or questioned.
"That twerp Tarquin's mouth sewer was firing out the Mayor's tripe about air quality in the pub again last night as if it's not a smoke screen for more stealth taxation. What a total Cause Cannon."
by LastRealist August 29, 2023
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cause of action

a fact or facts that enable a person to bring an action against another.
"the plaintiff had a good cause of action in negligence"
by Arminkshipper April 2, 2025
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Cause Frick You

(phrase) "Cause Frick You"

A phrase coined by The Fellas, typically used to explain something arbitrary, unjustified, or just plain unfair — often when there’s no logical explanation, or when someone’s flexing authority without reason. It’s the go-to response for glitches, nonsense rules, or petty power moves, usually said with a heavy dose of sarcasm and comedic flair.
Examples:
Something went wrong. Please try again later — cause frick you.”
“You can’t park here, sir.”
“Why not?”
“Cause frick you.”

“Wait, why are we banned from the server?”
“Cause frick you, apparently.”

“Why does this app randomly crash every time I open it?”
“Cause frick you, that’s why.”

“I did all my CMU but it did nothing to my grade — cause frick you.”
by Albert Fingernoodle April 9, 2025
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Aggravated torture causing bodily harm

The criminal code and international charge i am pressing against ontario and canada after 1523 bb gun bbb birdshot suicide attempts 2 cut flexor tendons and 3 broken bones 2 in my foot and cracked ribs.

My life.

398 hospital apprehensions that broke bone, 1523 suicide attempts by firearm broke bone,
320 million dollars from health canada,
9 years of police brutality,
7 cities and towns fled from
74 friends legally dead
And
3 identification name changes
I want canada charged with Aggravated torture causing bodily harm as a victim of injustice as K.C.W.G.
Kaelen cody william granger-as on birth certificate
by Cody5050 May 12, 2023
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I don't see how this isn't intended to do explicitly that.
Hym "I mean, if the lawyers need to sign as a guarantee that the filing isn't being used to Harass, Cause Unnecessary Delay, or Increase The Cost of Litigation then why am I being harassed? Why is me getting paid being unnecessarily delayed? And I don't really care about the cost of litigation but I did have to sit here with fluid in my brain for months. It's still there! Less now. I don't feel like my cognition is impaired as much. But I can still hear it slamming against the back of my ear drum... So, you're saying they can't do it but they're doing it. Exactly what this is intended to do. Harass, Cause Unnecessary Delay, or Increase The Cost of Litigation. And avoid having to bring me my money."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
mugGet the Harass, Cause Unnecessary Delay, or Increase The Cost of Litigationmug.
I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.
Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"
by jerilds April 25, 2024
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