1. I hate you, you hate me. I killed you and you're dead now. with a great big splash and bodies on the floor, no more you cause you're dead.
A death note to all who live on this earth.
A death note to all who live on this earth.
by Music_Panda November 24, 2022

A wearisome, vacuous windbag that takes any opportunity to spout Guardian-esque pinko rhetoric in relation to any left-wing hobby-horse as if they were an authority that cannot be challenged or questioned.
"That twerp Tarquin's mouth sewer was firing out the Mayor's tripe about air quality in the pub again last night as if it's not a smoke screen for more stealth taxation. What a total Cause Cannon."
by LastRealist August 29, 2023

by Arminkshipper April 2, 2025

(phrase) "Cause Frick You"
A phrase coined by The Fellas, typically used to explain something arbitrary, unjustified, or just plain unfair — often when there’s no logical explanation, or when someone’s flexing authority without reason. It’s the go-to response for glitches, nonsense rules, or petty power moves, usually said with a heavy dose of sarcasm and comedic flair.
A phrase coined by The Fellas, typically used to explain something arbitrary, unjustified, or just plain unfair — often when there’s no logical explanation, or when someone’s flexing authority without reason. It’s the go-to response for glitches, nonsense rules, or petty power moves, usually said with a heavy dose of sarcasm and comedic flair.
Examples:
“Something went wrong. Please try again later — cause frick you.”
“You can’t park here, sir.”
“Why not?”
“Cause frick you.”
“Wait, why are we banned from the server?”
“Cause frick you, apparently.”
“Why does this app randomly crash every time I open it?”
“Cause frick you, that’s why.”
“I did all my CMU but it did nothing to my grade — cause frick you.”
“Something went wrong. Please try again later — cause frick you.”
“You can’t park here, sir.”
“Why not?”
“Cause frick you.”
“Wait, why are we banned from the server?”
“Cause frick you, apparently.”
“Why does this app randomly crash every time I open it?”
“Cause frick you, that’s why.”
“I did all my CMU but it did nothing to my grade — cause frick you.”
by Albert Fingernoodle April 9, 2025

The criminal code and international charge i am pressing against ontario and canada after 1523 bb gun bbb birdshot suicide attempts 2 cut flexor tendons and 3 broken bones 2 in my foot and cracked ribs.
My life.
398 hospital apprehensions that broke bone, 1523 suicide attempts by firearm broke bone,
320 million dollars from health canada,
9 years of police brutality,
7 cities and towns fled from
74 friends legally dead
And
3 identification name changes
My life.
398 hospital apprehensions that broke bone, 1523 suicide attempts by firearm broke bone,
320 million dollars from health canada,
9 years of police brutality,
7 cities and towns fled from
74 friends legally dead
And
3 identification name changes
I want canada charged with Aggravated torture causing bodily harm as a victim of injustice as K.C.W.G.
Kaelen cody william granger-as on birth certificate
Kaelen cody william granger-as on birth certificate
by Cody5050 May 12, 2023

Hym "I mean, if the lawyers need to sign as a guarantee that the filing isn't being used to Harass, Cause Unnecessary Delay, or Increase The Cost of Litigation then why am I being harassed? Why is me getting paid being unnecessarily delayed? And I don't really care about the cost of litigation but I did have to sit here with fluid in my brain for months. It's still there! Less now. I don't feel like my cognition is impaired as much. But I can still hear it slamming against the back of my ear drum... So, you're saying they can't do it but they're doing it. Exactly what this is intended to do. Harass, Cause Unnecessary Delay, or Increase The Cost of Litigation. And avoid having to bring me my money."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.
by jerilds April 25, 2024
