A small, cute, furry animal that eats mice. They also like people to send them toe pics and will burn your face off with lasers. Just ask Jon Taylor. He was given 48 hours to live after feeling the might of a cat's powers. Scientists also estimate that robo-cats will take over the world and eliminate the human race by 2037.
Warrior 1: bro that cat just melted off Harry's face!
Warrior 2: 'course he did bro. Don't you know what cats can do to humans?
Warrior 1: but it looked so cute and fluffy with those wide eyes!
Warrior 2: 'course he did bro. Don't you know what cats can do to humans?
Warrior 1: but it looked so cute and fluffy with those wide eyes!
by US Scientist Institution February 14, 2019
Get the Catmug. Something that can both clean itself and doesn't yell at you for no reason, It can also walk on anything.
by The dmauri kid October 15, 2017
Get the Catmug. A cat is like a ninja in a disguise they fly across your room quietly and fast, claws like swords that can attack if you don’t feed them in time, at night they are monsters that tries to break into your room
by Ratas.noodles May 5, 2023
Get the Catmug. Warren: "You know I saw Jeff at Steve's Place the other night."
Rick: "I can't stand that cat, man.
Fred: "Word, man. That cat is always trying to play us like fools."
Rick: "I can't stand that cat, man.
Fred: "Word, man. That cat is always trying to play us like fools."
by Define Please June 14, 2016
Get the Catmug. by Conderpius April 11, 2015
Get the Catmug. lil cute and hot like really hot fur balls and they are ussualy very cute and loving and they are very good naruto runners
by yussuf omar the cat lover prrr January 20, 2020
Get the catmug.