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Catgender

it's a term used by people who want attention because they didn't get attention from their parents, and coming from a transgender male I do not consider this a gender. A cat is a pet and a animal not a gender.
"I go by cat/catself pronouns," or "I'm catgender"
by weed&wheat March 26, 2022
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Cambodian Carpenter's Belt

Sexual maneuver whereby the male pulls out just prior to ejaculation, and drains his balls around the woman's waist. He then proceeds to affix lightweight tools that adhere when the payload dries.
Nick: Where'd your hook-up go from last night?
Rick: That bitch was straight blue-collar, so I gave her a Cambodian Carpenter's Belt. I sent that biggums out the door wearing some drill bits and garden twine.
by Gree December 14, 2008
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carpenter

the act of a woman giving a hand job while holding a piece of sandpaper.
"dude! i almost went to the hospital 'cause that bitch tried to give me a carpenter"
by stoak May 8, 2010
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Cambodian Carpenter's Belt

Sexual maneuver whereby the male pulls out just prior to ejaculation, and drains his balls around the woman's waist. He then proceeds to affix lightweight tools that adhere when the payload dries.
Nick: Where'd your hook-up go from last night?
Rick: That bitch was straight blue-collar, so I gave her a Cambodian Carpenter's Belt. I sent that biggums out the door wearing some drill bits and garden twine.
by Gree December 14, 2008
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contender

a game that is played along side the imagine game where by competitors would chose those who they see fit as being possible contenders for winning a competition of the world nerdiest lost cunt.
KYS1: fuck check that cunt who just walked in such a lost cunt!!
KYS2: yep that cunt is definaly a contender
by mres April 1, 2003
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bartender

A song by Dave Matthews Band, the most famous version of which can be heard on the Live at Folsom Field album.
Bartender please/ fill my glass for me/ with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after 3 days in the ground
by Monsieur bon cote August 1, 2009
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Calender

Describes a time and place where one does not give a shit if the correct spelling of the word calendar is used.
Here is the calender for the day

Stick your calender where the sun don't shine

"oi mate, you know what the date is?"

"No. I don't give a calender
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