When two consenting adults agree to an extreme act during a sexual encounter, where the female turns on a ceiling fan, then ties herself down to the bed. The male ties a rope around his stomach and suspends himself to a ceiling fan, the starts defecating all over the room, aiming towards the women’s chest. The spinning will make the man vomit on the women from the concurred dizziness. During this the man will yell ‘Cuh Caw!’ in order to fully embrace himself as a cardinal, then will get himself down from the ceiling, and continue sexual intercourse accordingly.
by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

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by I eat dog chocolate March 8, 2025

Random kid in 2055: “Dad I just named my pet cardinal Flapjack”
The kid’s dad: “I am proud of you son”
The kid’s dad: “I am proud of you son”
by anonymous February 27, 2023
