smash cans 

its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.

I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.

smash cans by Adam Chet May 4, 2006

Meat Cans 

Some very nice, preferably big breasts the size of big cans of meat, that of course are delicious ;)

She sure had some very nice Meat Cans!!!!!!

I can't stop staring at her amazing Meat Cans.

Meat Cans by EDH85 May 3, 2015

Tiny Cans 

When you show up to the party with tiny Heineken cans, your new name becomes "Tiny Cans"

Hey Tiny Cans! Drink some regular sized beer!

Tiny Cans by T1cK June 24, 2016

I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND 

The type of sentence you'd say when doing a troll test. Or, when replying to something stupid somebody else had said. B7...

Person A: (Being Genuine) Guys, guess what?! My dad's pregnant!

Person B: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
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Person A: Welcome to Gusto.
B7: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND by Souperior March 1, 2019

you cant diddle a diddle boy 

A phrase used by youtuber JackSucksAtLife and Rule 1 of Hacker Trolling
"You can't Diddle a diddle boy" or "Ya can't diddle a diddle boy" means
You can't troll a troll, or more specifically you cant troll the Diddle Boy; aka jack

*a staff member of Jack's tries to troll him on his mc server*
Jack: You cant diddle a diddle boy *cute laugh*
Play.skycade.net

you cant diddle a diddle boy by EditorKaiIsABrush June 27, 2019

i cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI 

When you can’t find that Netherlands flag emoji in your iPhone flags

Me: trying to find my own definitions
“I cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI

i cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI by Mozambique 🇲🇿 October 10, 2020

Two cans

An abundance of. Many. LOTS!

Robert - it smells like two cans
Mandy - two cans?
Robert - TWO CANS OF BOUNCE DAT ASS!

Two cans by Femme boy October 15, 2020