Butt Cactus

An alternative to describing a person of being a pain in the ass

"Geez, leave it alone. You're being such a butt cactus - I'll get it done."

by Vegas Bitch February 19, 2009

Cactus Office

Cactus Office is the place people who break discord rules usually go to, usually having them be either muted or discussing the rules they broke and the punishment they will receive.

I don't want to be sent Cactus Office for sending memes in general.

by TheZombieCactus June 27, 2021

chode cactus

When your poop gets mixed in with your chode hair and dries up, and gets prickly.

Ew, John has the most disgusting fucking chode cactus in the fucking world.

by z.e.c.h January 22, 2006

The cactus effect

Term to refer to a mans balls after recently being shaved, when the small prickly hairs begin to grow back and poke his penis as it hangs over them.

Guy: Damn, I got the cactus effect. Should've shaved better.
Guy 2: I know, that shit sucks. Feels like tiny needles stabbing your dick.

by PurplePagan June 7, 2007

Urethra Cactus

A medical condition that causes a sharp pain in the inner penis at all times, and strains a lot of energy. Often causes immediate suicide by gun.

"Urethra Cactus is almost as bad as Broomrape, but for humans."

by Wheaton Plainfield Boy October 4, 2022

Cactus Sexual

Having a sexual attraction to nothing but Cacti.

"Niko is a cactus sexual"

by JesusPieCrust June 18, 2016

cheese in the cactus

Having unprotected sex with a loose woman.

"Don't go putting cheese in the cactus."
or
"Oh dude, she's a skank ho! You didn't put your cheese in the cactus did you?"

by solarno August 6, 2008