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Is the greatest munch of all time, got Lebron's James'd by his dog.
"That bitch ass nigga Calvin
Calvin by nutinyabutt November 19, 2022
Who is that high male? Its Calvin!
Calvin by bitchasshoe3 December 21, 2022
a polypeptide of a human that is a severe listener to deathcore
I loved it when Calvin said it's calvinning time and then calvinned all over those guys
Calvin by Gaysexhaver69 December 23, 2022
I love Calvin, because he founded the royal bloods!
Calvin by cpilled January 22, 2023
A Calvin is the definition of hard shell, soft core. At first glance it might seem as though he is a playboy, but it will shine through from the beginning that he is actually a big hopeless romantic.

He will give it his all - especially in bed ;).
And in caring for the people he loves. A Calvin is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

He might hurt you however, when it comes to ball sports - and beerpong. He’s a very ambitious guy. Nobody comes close to the skills of a Calvin. The skills live in his body - and in his fingers ;). A Calvin is irresistible and so easy to fall in love with. Everything about his appearance screams HANDSOME HOT YUMMY. His too perfect eyelashes, his messy hair, his dark eyes filled with dark temptation, desire and passion, his body as perfect as Michelangelo’s “David”. He is THE guy to be with: He’s hot, sexy, super handsome, loving, sweet, thoughtful and loyal at all times and he will do everything that a man needs to do in order to protect his better half. If you’re with a Calvin, consider yourself lucky and protect this man at all costs.
“Who’s that hot soccer player over there?”
- “Oh, that’s Calvin, he has mad skills
Calvin by mayapapaya69 February 16, 2023
unfunny person who is goofy ahh, very bad at roasting and is always attracted to girls
Calvin by cheesy ducklings May 15, 2023