sex toy made by cutting off the ends of a cuccumber and scraping a nice hole out of the center you nuke it till it warm fill with crisco and have at it
by idiotcircus August 31, 2004
Scared, terrified, jump out of your skin. Instead of OMG or Shit or oh Fuck
My friend walked in on me in the bathroom and I screamed and jumped like cats and cucumbers on the YouTube videos. I use ie all the time now and perfect when jumping out of your skin with fright.
My friend walked in on me in the bathroom and I screamed and jumped like cats and cucumbers on the YouTube videos. I use ie all the time now and perfect when jumping out of your skin with fright.
by Balletmouse April 19, 2018
A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.
"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"
by omfgireallydontcare March 03, 2016
Another word for a man's foreskin. As the cucumber resembles the penis, and a jumper acting as clothing for it.
by BugooWozurd January 09, 2021
Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?
Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.
Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"
Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.
Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"
by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016
by Salted Cucumber August 17, 2016
Someone who doesn't fit into a mold of either aggressive behavior or nice, something akin to a cucumber, not evil yet brings an uneasy feeling.(Like cucumber scarring cats because of snakes.)
P1: You are giving me cucumber vibes right now.
P2: What the fuck?
P1: EXACTLY YOU ARE SO CUCMBER VIBES RIGHT NOW!!!
P2: What the fuck?
P1: EXACTLY YOU ARE SO CUCMBER VIBES RIGHT NOW!!!
by god of cinder March 07, 2023