When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your dick.
Jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had Mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick.
by massterblaster December 16, 2013
Get the crippled bagpipemug. 1. The act of still having the benefits of having broken bones, but being close to fully healed.
2. A word that is used to show anyone that adding "-ish" to the end of a word automatically makes it a real word.
2. A word that is used to show anyone that adding "-ish" to the end of a word automatically makes it a real word.
by Larrydawg64 July 4, 2012
Get the Cripple-ishmug. by Cripplecruncher5000 December 11, 2020
Get the Cripple crunchmug. When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.
“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”
by Franko0119 August 15, 2020
Get the Crippled Snailmug. 
Crippling depression is like that one birthmark you have… it stays with you forever, crippling depression is and will always be there, even when you’re “doing it” it’s there, when you just finished beating yo schmeat that post nut hit different cause crippling depression is there. The key word here is forever. Unlike your girlfriend. “Love is temporary …Crippling depression is for eternity” once said crippling depressed master oogway.
-How are you today bro? -the usual, Just thinking about the darkness that is death which comes closer and closer every second of my existence. - dude do you have crippling depression or something brah? - yes - gnarly dude.
by Docta Doomsday November 21, 2021
Get the Crippling depressionmug.