Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.

"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"

by the super bukkake July 16, 2017

Crapper

Bad or crappy rapper who is no good. Crap rapper-crapper.

Man homie that new crapper sucks, he's got no skills. Wow this dude a crapper.

by TheonlyBC April 21, 2018

crapper cologne

A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.

Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?

Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!

by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009

crappers!

When something doesn't go your way.

OH NO I DIED CRAPPERS!

by Xbmxer4li4eX April 1, 2011

crapper

More crap. Different to crappier, which means more crappy.

Jan: Well that was total crap
John: I've seen crapper

by schnackal August 12, 2022

Doorstep Crapper

A "doorstep crapper" (or pooper) is a person who does something and then denies it, despite the strong evidence they did indeed.

Comes from the analogy of someone pooping on a doorstep, and upon confrontation says "Nobody's pooping on your doorstep, stop overreacting." Before again pooping on the doorstep later.

Doorstep crappers are hypocritical and act like they are innocent despite being guilty liars.

Example 1:
Person: Hey, Bob, stop stealing my cookies.
Bob: Nobody's stealing your cookies, stop complaining, nobody cares. *proceeds to steal Person's cookies*
Person: I see you Bob, stop being a doorstep crapper.

Example 2:
Kid: Hey, stop copying my work!
Peer: I'm not copying your work! *blatantly copies Kid's work again*

by jims gooning May 1, 2021

crappers

Poggers but when it's not poggers.

"Wait no! Crappers!"

by leorrr May 2, 2021