busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

Drowning contest

When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.

Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."

Person B: "At least your dad was around."

Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."

by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014

Crying Contest

A gay orgy

Hey who wants to meet up and have a crying contest?

by Bigduckdanny July 10, 2019

Contestion

The amount of positions you are investing control in that allow you to contest one or more areas. A term used by casters for Rainbow 6: Siege matches.

Team A's defensive hold on Consulate give them a great amount of contestion across the entire bottom floor.

by Thane of Lindor (truffles) February 16, 2020

Dirty Dick Down contest

For a man to have sex with as many woman as possible without cleaning his penis. The point is to see how many woman he can get to perform oral sex on him until one refuses to perform due to the smell

I made it to 7 woman in the Dirty Dick Down contest

by moochzigg March 10, 2020

sleeping contest

Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female

Who is winning the sleeping contest

by Bing bing bong bong November 6, 2020