corn on the log

A solid turd with corn embedded in it

Last night I had corn on the cob. This morning I have corn on the log.

by William Wells November 17, 2006

Corn Status

Kids who drink excessively and are enthusiastic about stanced cars. Known for throwing the best parties, including (but not limited to) Layyeddd Out, Underwear-mustache parties and hotel ragers; it's not gay if it's Corn Status.

"I partied with Corn Status and all I got was a root canal"

by C0RNSTATU$ August 15, 2012

Corn Tits

A person with extremely large Nipples(male or female).

"Did you see that girl without a bra on? Her corn tits made holes in her shirt!"

by 109020d1993 March 12, 2010

corn syrup

Something that all food & drinks are made with, among millions of other ingredients.

"Don't believe me? Look at the ingredients of ANY food item."
-me

by Dave November 20, 2004

corduroyed

When people tell you you’ve been corduroyed they’re telling you you’ve been tricked/bamboozled.

Me: Guess what
Daniela: what
Me: You’ve been corduroyed!!

by nadinator October 19, 2019

The cream corn surprise

The act of puking in somebody's butthole and furiously ejaculating on the vomit forming a chunky creamy mixture .

"She was down for some anal so I gave her a cream corn surprise."
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by Shitcakedasshairs July 4, 2016

corn fetish

Corn fetish is when you love corn so much, that you take corn baths, sleep with corn spread around your bed, and of course while having sex you whip out the corn and try to put it in anywhere and everywhere you can.

A result of corn fetish is usually cream corn.

-Guy 1: Dude that chick last night was totaly cool about my corn fetish.

-Guy 2: Really?! Did you eat it out of her after?

-Guy 1: Of course.

by llehv February 18, 2014