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cognizent pickle

a pickle that is cognizent of its surroundings. it is able to subtract that which exists from that which does not exist and maintain a meager form of existance.
someone with long black hair and weird fingernails is a cognizent pickle.
by richard free man July 10, 2006
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Concieted

1.excessively high opinion of one's self or ability 2.an elaborate or strained metaphor
one who thinks he or she is beautiful or hott such as concieted
by j red May 21, 2006
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cognizance

The awareness that one is just a replaceable cog in the workforce of a large corporation.
Significant other, "Honey, how did it go at work today?"
Tired worker's response, "Cognizance!"
by l.c.sparky December 12, 2008
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chongitis

the disease of being a chonga.
EW! she has chongitis. Be careful she might be contagious.
by Jacy Oh August 7, 2006
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Cognitive Dissonance

Internally repealing old beliefs and past experiences and replacing them with new information that contradicts the original to conform with internal belief structures.

Example: Democrats
Joe Biden saying if the President had done his job, no one would have died from Covid-19, then declaring "there is nothing we can do to change the trajectory of the pandemic in the next several months" is an extreme case of Cognitive Dissonance.
by 7Slinger January 26, 2021
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chongi

A group, or flock,or any plural usage the term(s) chongos and chongas (also known collectively as chong's) traveling or seen together, usually on a beach or mall where chong's tend to gather (Dolphin Mall, Miami/South Beach, Miami)
Wow, look at all those chongos, chongas, and prepongas-thats on big flock of chongi!
by toastboy55 May 22, 2006
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Immaculate Cognition

Immaculate Cognition -- the state of forming and having an undeniably correct opinion without any input of accurate data or factual information.
Immaculate Cognition, the capricious and spontaneous generation of supposedly irrefutable knowledge without any verifiable outside influences or forces, is in reality rarer than Immaculate Conception.
by ZenWarrior July 1, 2011
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